It's Been Awhile

Sometimes you're having so much fun its disgusting and you totally lose track of your life's priorities. Such was the case for the last two weeks during which I am ashamed to say I had what is normally an impermissible quantity of fun.

The only casualties of my recent endorphin rampage were the individual neural networks of you, my trusting fans, which have no doubt undergone a shocking level of understimulation while I have been regretably unable to form coherent thoughts and gain access to a computer terminal at the same time.

It is my hope that I will be able to entertain, enlighten and confound for untold months before I suffer another lapse of spontaneous holiday.